I WANT TO GO TO BENIDORM
(GET FUCKED UP IN THE SUN)
ME AND THE BOYS WILL KICK UP A STORM
(MAKES FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE)
I´M GONNA FIND A DIRTY GIRL CALLED DAWN
(AND STICK MY FINGER UP HER BUM)
YES I WANT TO GO TO BENIDORM
AND GET FUCKED UP IN THE SUN

A ROUND OF SHOTS AS SOON AS WE LAND
AND THEN EVERYONE WANTS A BAG
PASS OUT ON THE BEACH AND GET A CRACK FULL OF SAND
BUT WE BLAME IT ON JET LAG
DEAN HAS TEQUILA FOR BREAKFAST
THEN WE LOSE HIM FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
CRAIG SHOWS OFF ON A MECHANICAL BULL
THEN HE WANTS TO FIGHT WITH ANYONE THAT GETS IN HIS WAY

I WANT TO GO TO BENIDORM
(GET FUCKED UP IN THE SUN)
ME AND THE BOYS WILL KICK UP A STORM
(MAKES FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE)
I´M GONNA FIND A DIRTY GIRL CALLED DAWN
(AND STICK MYFINGER UP HER BUM)
YES I WANT TO GO TO BENIDORM
AND GET FUCKED UP IN THE SUN

CARL THINKS THAT HE´S A FLY GUY
HITS ON ALL THE GIRLS COZ HE´S NOT SHY
TRIES ALL NIGHT AND IN THE END HE GETS LUCKY
WITH A BUSTY BLONDE WHO´S GOT A BOSS EYE
OLD BAGGIE SAYS THAT HE´S HAD ENOUGH
HE´S SHOULD BE TUCKED UP IN BED BY NINE
I SAID YOU´RE HAVING A LAUGH MATE NOT A CHANCE
GET YOURSELF IN A CUBICLE AND HAVE ANOTHER LINE

I WANT TO GO TO BENIDORM
(GET FUCKED UP IN THE SUN)
ME AND THE BOYS WILL KICK UP A STORM
(MAKES FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE)
I´M GONNA FIND A DIRTY GIRL CALLED DAWN
(AND STICK MY FINGER UP HER BUM)
YES I WANT TO GO TO BENIDORM
AND GET FUCKED UP IN THE SU